I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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