He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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