Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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