brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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