Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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