My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
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afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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You say this every welcome week, bro.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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