So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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