She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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