No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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