Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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