how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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