I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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