Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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