have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
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Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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