no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
