no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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