i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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