any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
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He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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