just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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