please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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