On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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