Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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