Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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