Someone shit on the floor
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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