My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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