All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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