i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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