Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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