So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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