hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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