hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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