ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Randomize
