It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She told me I should be a condom model.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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