no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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