You're completely useless in the revolution.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We need to get me chipped asap
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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