i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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