they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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