oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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