just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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