this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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