I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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