The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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