Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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