I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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