I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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