Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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