Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Randomize
