am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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