What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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