She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize