Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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