have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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