I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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